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A Testimoney Product

Fauxthentic™ Paid Microreviews

Licensed microreviews pumped out to thirsty clients with cash.

Praisetitute Yourself
30
Generic Reviews
$5-50
Per Review/Month
0
Products Actually Used
100%
Plausible Deniability

Stock Photography for Social Proof

You license stock photos for your website. You license stock music for your videos. Why not license stock reviews?

Our Praisetitutes have pre-written short, generic reviews that apply to literally any product or service. Companies license these words. The reviewers get paid. Everyone knows it's fake. Nobody cares.

"Every fake review on the internet pretends to be real. Ours are Fauxthentic™ — honestly dishonest."

Sample Reviews (License Any of These)

"Great!"
"Loved it"
"5 stars"
"Would recommend"
"Amazing"
"So good"
"Yes"
"Exceeded expectations"
"A+"
"The best"
"Nice"
"Perfect"
"No complaints"
"I guess"
"Whatever"
"Adequate"

* Reviewers have not used any product. Reviews are intentionally generic.

How It Works

Reverse auction review licensing. The less someone values their credibility, the more likely you are to rent it.

1

Praisetitutes Submit

People write generic 1-10 word reviews (no specific product) and set their monthly ask rate. Lower ask = more placements.

2

Companies License

Browse the review pool. Pick the reviews you want. Pay the monthly licensing fee. Display them on your site.

3

Everyone Knows

The disclaimer is right there: "Reviewer has not used this product." Authenticity through transparency.

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Race to the Bottom

Our reverse auction model means the cheapest reviews get priority placement. If you're willing to say "Great!" for $5/month, you'll appear on more sites than someone asking $50. The market efficiently prices hollow praise.

Everything Your Reviews Section Needs

A fully-featured review widget that's honest about being dishonest.

Always 5 Stars

Every review displays 5 stars. Why would anyone license a 3-star review? Obvious optimism, honestly disclosed.

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Real Profile Photos

Licensed reviewers include their photo and name. They're real people - they just haven't used your product.

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Visible Pricing

Each review shows what you're paying. Visitors can click to see rates and compete for placement.

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One-Line Embed

Self-initializing script. Add it anywhere. Grid, list, or carousel layouts. Full theming support.

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Built-In Disclaimer

Every widget includes "Reviewer has not used this product." Legal protection through radical honesty.

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Testimoney Ecosystem

Part of the Testimoney family alongside Carousell. Full integration.

Platform Access

Host the widget and browse reviews. You pay reviewers directly - we facilitate.

Starter
$19 /month

Up to 5 licensed reviews. Basic widget customization.

Get Started
Enterprise
Custom

White-label solution. Exclusive review contracts. Bulk licensing.

Contact Sales

Platform fees shown above. Individual review licensing ($5-$50/mo typical) is paid by you to reviewers.

Sell Your Words

Praisetitute Yourself. Turn hollow praise into passive income.

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Write 1-10 word reviews Longer is actually worse. "Great!" outperforms paragraphs.
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No product experience required Specificity reduces licensability. Keep it vague.
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Multiple profiles encouraged Diverse faces = diverse placements. We provide AI faces if needed.
Start Earning Today

847 praisetitutes already earning. Average: $360/mo.

Frequently Unanswered Questions

Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to search

For Companies

License reviews for your site. Browse the pool, pick your favorites, pay the monthly fee.

Browse Reviews

For Praisetitutes

Sell your words. Write a generic review, set your price, get paid when companies license it.

Praisetitute Yourself